There is really something divine about Katie "Jordan" Price. I mean, this is a girl who does nothing halfway. Her skirts are short, her tan is very bronze, and she never shows up for a promotion -- of anything! -- looking like she just rolled out of bed. For example:

Bless.
And you know there's something special about a girl when your high-class photo service includes a detail shot...of her crotch (safe for work -- they didn't make her take her silvery unitard off):
And you know there's something special about a girl when your high-class photo service includes a detail shot...of her crotch (safe for work -- they didn't make her take her silvery unitard off):
Double bless.
Truth be told, using the old Stuck in the Elevator evaluation system, ol' Katie here is probably a blast. You could be stuck in the lift with her for hours and it would feel like merely an hour. And I feel like you'd emerge full of handy new tips about hair extensions, self-tanning and blow job techniques (let's be honest: four hours in an elevator with Jordan and you'd get around to that eventually; she just seems like the kind of girl who'd share sex tips at an uncommonly early stage of a girlfriend relationship).
Whereas Jordan's old nemesis Jodie Marsh...god KNOWS what would happen to you if you were confined in a small space with this for too long. PLEASE BE CAREFUL BEFORE YOU CLICK THAT LINK. It....is not good. It's just not. I mean, I'm sure you need to see it. You want to see. You will see it eventually. But steel yourself. Is all I am saying.




