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July 22, 2008

Kath and Fug

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MOLLY SHANNON: And so I said to myself, "How can I dig INTO this character and really FEEL all of her, you know, feelings?"

SELMA BLAIR: Oh boy. I have a bad feeling about this. I'm pretty sure some people can't tell she's wearing pants.

MOLLY: Because, I mean, I play Selma's mother on Kath & Kim, but I'm only eight years older than she is, see? How am I going to find motivation in that?

SELMA: That is a lot of thigh. Should I say something? I don't want people to think she's sitting here in her underwear.

MOLLY: I mean, REALLY. Her MOTHER? I'M SO SURE, right? HA.

SELMA: If she would just shut UP for a second, I could invent something about how working with Molly has taught me all about formal shorts.

MOLLY: Like, THERE IS NO WAY. AT ALL. BECAUSE I AM NOT OLD. So obviously, I'm really having to dig deep here to get in touch with my cougar side.

SELMA: What if I accidentally knock water into her lap and force her to stand up? Or maybe I could yell "FIRE." They won't arrest me for that, right? I'm a celebrity. Okay, here goes...

MOLLY: So I decided the best way was to start wearing RIDICULOUSLY TINY formal shorts.

SELMA: Oh, thank GOD. I need a drink. And a raise. Although a firefighter might have been nice too.

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