Jo Champa alleges to be an actress, but I think she may also sell magic rugs.
If you buy two, you get a palm reading and a complimentary jar of medicinal leeches.
And if you stay with us after the jump, you get something else for free. As you might have guessed from my incredibly subtle censorship system, what follows is Not Safe For Work. Meet Dave might be PG, but Jo Champa's dress is not, so if you follow the link, all bets are off. And -- spoiler! -- so are all Bais.
If you buy two, you get a palm reading and a complimentary jar of medicinal leeches.
And if you stay with us after the jump, you get something else for free. As you might have guessed from my incredibly subtle censorship system, what follows is Not Safe For Work. Meet Dave might be PG, but Jo Champa's dress is not, so if you follow the link, all bets are off. And -- spoiler! -- so are all Bais.
[Photo: Splash News]
No wonder the Eddie Murphy poster looks so delighted. This is the perfect garment for the premiere of a family movie! Nothing says "kid-friendly fun" quite like the reanimated form of the Wicked Witch of the West, on a break from running her Santa Fe brothel and pottery school, but refusing to let her Dorothys surrender.
What gets me is, I know sometimes a bright flash can catch a black dress by surprise, but SURELY Jo knew this was coming. The fabric around her boobs is visibly thinner than the rest of it, to the point where her nipples have almost sliced themselves some peepholes. It's akin to putting on a pair of assless chaps and then wondering why it feels like you're being spanked by the wind. Which actually might be on the menu of available activities at her brothel -- I mean, if you think about it, the wind is nature's dominatrix.
