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GUY: Oh, WOULD you hurry up, Queen Madge? We've got a reservation to make.
MADONNA: Listen, Jethro, I've got problems. My satin formal shorts are falling down and my knee's modesty hose are riding up, and when that happens no one can SEE my tights so I need to yank everything up and down and all around so people understand the STATEMENT that I am trying to MAKE, so just LET ME MAKE IT.
GUY: What statement is that? That knee hose are ridiculous? GET ON WITH IT.
MADONNA: May I remind you that you are Guy Richie? And that I am mother-f'ing MADONNA?
GUY: So just because you used to wear cone bras, you can do whatever you want now?
MADONNA: Pretty much, Skippy.
GUY: ...Yeah, I am never going to win this argument.
MADONNA: Nope.
GUY: Carry on.
