Apparently, the feud between Whitney Port and her ankles is contagious.

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Is Lauren Conrad trying to punish herself somehow? Because sandals like that, aside from looking like they're trying to throw a pep rally, would drive me CRAZY. I get twitchy when a hair drifts out of my head and lands on my arm; I cannot imagine walking down the street having those horrible fringed fugtrocities thwacking the tops of my feet, or worse, grazing them lightly enough that I have to stop every two paces to make sure there is not some sort of venomous or vengeful insect making sweet love to my skin. Ergo, the only rationale I can think of is that her co-star Whitney's seething distaste for all things ankle has somehow seeped into Lauren's psyche and driven her to this very mild, but still tragic, form of self-flagellation. Maybe I should have an intervention with her, too.
[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]
Is Lauren Conrad trying to punish herself somehow? Because sandals like that, aside from looking like they're trying to throw a pep rally, would drive me CRAZY. I get twitchy when a hair drifts out of my head and lands on my arm; I cannot imagine walking down the street having those horrible fringed fugtrocities thwacking the tops of my feet, or worse, grazing them lightly enough that I have to stop every two paces to make sure there is not some sort of venomous or vengeful insect making sweet love to my skin. Ergo, the only rationale I can think of is that her co-star Whitney's seething distaste for all things ankle has somehow seeped into Lauren's psyche and driven her to this very mild, but still tragic, form of self-flagellation. Maybe I should have an intervention with her, too.




