We usually don't run photos of people in their bathing suits, but I am going to make an exception here. Because... holy CATS, Helen Mirren.
[Photo: Daily Mail Online]
Never mind that it's deeply unfair that Helen, who is twice my age at least, looks better in a bikini than I have done, currently do, or ever will. Because I can't hate her for it. I can only gape. My girl-crush is now full-fledged love. While we all knew she had a great figure and a timeless rack that she'd whip out during awards season, I don't think any of us were aware just HOW much her bod is -- as the kids these days call it -- bangin'. AND her bathing suit is cute. How do you DO it, Helen? With whose blood are you flavoring your morning tea? How much did Satan pay you for your soul, and may I have his number? Or does he read Craigslist?
Seriously, this makes me feel infinitely better about aging. I might even go do a sit-up.
[Photo: Daily Mail Online]
Never mind that it's deeply unfair that Helen, who is twice my age at least, looks better in a bikini than I have done, currently do, or ever will. Because I can't hate her for it. I can only gape. My girl-crush is now full-fledged love. While we all knew she had a great figure and a timeless rack that she'd whip out during awards season, I don't think any of us were aware just HOW much her bod is -- as the kids these days call it -- bangin'. AND her bathing suit is cute. How do you DO it, Helen? With whose blood are you flavoring your morning tea? How much did Satan pay you for your soul, and may I have his number? Or does he read Craigslist?
Seriously, this makes me feel infinitely better about aging. I might even go do a sit-up.
