I like to think of this look as Lazy Phoebe Price:


Like, she's finagled her way into attending something, somehow, without having to threaten to sue but it's been a long week already and she's feeling bloated. Surely, this is not the time for skin-tight mermaid gowns or zebra-print catsuits. It's time for a bag. But...bags aren't very PHOEBE PRICE. A girl in a stripy maxi-bag doesn't prompt questions like, "who IS Phoebe Price and where are her pants?" HENCE: A giant, random slit up the side, the better to aggressively poke her gams through. Also, a stupid hat and a side ponytail. Close enough!
Like, she's finagled her way into attending something, somehow, without having to threaten to sue but it's been a long week already and she's feeling bloated. Surely, this is not the time for skin-tight mermaid gowns or zebra-print catsuits. It's time for a bag. But...bags aren't very PHOEBE PRICE. A girl in a stripy maxi-bag doesn't prompt questions like, "who IS Phoebe Price and where are her pants?" HENCE: A giant, random slit up the side, the better to aggressively poke her gams through. Also, a stupid hat and a side ponytail. Close enough!




