For about an hour now I've been gazing at this photo of Queen Latifah, wishing she were at a Pirates of the Caribbean event so that I could crack, "No, honey, it's 'Pirates,' not 'Pilates.'"
Alas, she's just at the premiere of Hancock, which doesn't lend itself to hilarious and easy workout puns. You'd think she could've shuffled around her schedule so that she didn't have to hit the red carpet on laundry day; maybe the fact that she's dressed to flee doesn't bode well for the anticipated quality of the movie. Indeed, you might say she's expecting it to be a real downward dog. ZING! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the chicken and tip your bartender.
Alas, she's just at the premiere of Hancock, which doesn't lend itself to hilarious and easy workout puns. You'd think she could've shuffled around her schedule so that she didn't have to hit the red carpet on laundry day; maybe the fact that she's dressed to flee doesn't bode well for the anticipated quality of the movie. Indeed, you might say she's expecting it to be a real downward dog. ZING! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the chicken and tip your bartender.
