So Patricia Arquette is off in Paris at the couture shows, looking arguably far fiercer than ever before (possibly because she's being dressed by people who know what they're doing):
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, her husband Thomas Jane has apparently taken the phrase "meanwhile, back at the ranch," FAR TOO LITERALLY:
That is My Wife Is Out of Town! I'm Pretending I'm a Gold Prospector! facial hair if I've ever seen it.
