WILL: God DAMN, we are hot.
JADA: Hell yeah, baby.
WILL: We are the wickedest couple in the history of badassitude.
JADA: Not to mention dappertasticness.
WILL: And slickocity.
JADA: Sexification!
WILL: Jiggyificence!
JADA: Brangelina WHO?
WILL: TomKat WHAT?
JADA: Asslete? NICE TRY.
WILL: Davitoria Spiceham? I THINK NOT.
JADA: DAMN RIGHT.
WILL: Get back to me when THEY own July 4.
JADA: They would have to buy it off you for $100 million.
WILL: This town is OURS.
JADA: We are FINE.
WILL: Drink it in, Hollywood, because you are about to go on the 21-Day Smith Cleanse!
JADA: Next up: taking over the Hollywood Bowl with my band!
WILL: ... Okay, let's not talk crazy, now. Maybe let's just keep looking fly.
JADA: Oh yeah? Well, just remember who classes up your plaid ass.
WILL: Brad Pitt wears vests that match his suit.
JADA: And how did THAT go for him?
WILL: Point taken. Game, set, and match to my lady.
JADA: Damn skippy.
