The promos for Kath & Kim that ran during the Olympics deeply stank. To the point where I think I felt actual, physical pain. I would shake my fist at the sky and ask why, GOD, WHY, so many talented people are involved in something so potentially awful, but then I remember that Maid In Manhattan is not a figment of my (or Ralph Fiennes') imagination, so ... truly anything is possible.
Ergo, I guess Selma Blair can't be blamed for taking a pair of scissors to her dress. Those commercials would make anyone stabby.
But buck up, Selma. You've managed to create something akin to what might be on the cover if Martha Stewart were allowed to guest-edit an issue of Elle. In fact, I'm sure Martha will be calling you imminently to book you for a guest segment on her talk show, all about how to freshen up your old clothes by treating them like paper snowflakes. You might want to leave those white lace inserts at home, though; adding anything doily-like to this craft project might make Martha's head spin off her neck and explode with joy, and we need her too much. She's like a lifestyle MacGyver. Without Martha, how would I possibly figure out how to make a Halloween centerpiece out of a pile of wet leaves, a cinnamon stick, some Hanes undershirts, and a rented goat? HOW?!?
Ergo, I guess Selma Blair can't be blamed for taking a pair of scissors to her dress. Those commercials would make anyone stabby.
But buck up, Selma. You've managed to create something akin to what might be on the cover if Martha Stewart were allowed to guest-edit an issue of Elle. In fact, I'm sure Martha will be calling you imminently to book you for a guest segment on her talk show, all about how to freshen up your old clothes by treating them like paper snowflakes. You might want to leave those white lace inserts at home, though; adding anything doily-like to this craft project might make Martha's head spin off her neck and explode with joy, and we need her too much. She's like a lifestyle MacGyver. Without Martha, how would I possibly figure out how to make a Halloween centerpiece out of a pile of wet leaves, a cinnamon stick, some Hanes undershirts, and a rented goat? HOW?!?
