Remember that famous old Price Is Right clip of
the woman who comes on down in a strapless dress, waves her arms in the
air, and wiggles the top right down to her waist so that her boobs pop out and bounce around all over the place? It's on every TV's
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Time We Can't Think Of Any Programming For This Time Slot specials. And for some reason, that clip comes to mind every time I see this photo of Rumer Willis.
[Photo: BauerGriffinOnline.com]
Pretty color; great shoes. And those are two fairly damning pieces of faint praise, because all I can think of is that when she lifts her arms to hug Dave, her dress is going to drop.
Also, leaving aside the first question about why Rumer Willis is even being invited on Letterman at all (because that leads to awkward questions about when David Letterman will slit his wrists at having to interview some of these Young Hollywood ne'er-do-wells), I want to know why Rumer is so damn SLUMPY. There is potential here, maybe, if she would just stand up straight and try a necklace. Sure, it's thrilling to see Rumer step away from the fedoras, but slouching like she's just spent the past seven days sitting on the couch doing nothing but watch ESPN's tireless coverage of the Brett Favre fiasco is doing nothing for her either.
Although maybe she CAN'T throw back her shoulders, due to the aforementioned risk of an impromptu Showcase Showdown, nudge-nudge-say-no-more. What a conundrum.
I think someone needs to have an intervention with Rumer, and I think that person is Miss J. She would teach this kid how to walk tall and proud and sassy, and possibly choose clothes that don't require her to slouch in order to keep her chest covered.
Or am I being too hard on the kid? I mean, it can't be easy having someone as hot as Demi Moore as your mother. If I were her, I'd be holed up with a bag of Lay's because I would see no point in even trying. At least Rumer isn't doing THAT.
[Photo: BauerGriffinOnline.com]
Pretty color; great shoes. And those are two fairly damning pieces of faint praise, because all I can think of is that when she lifts her arms to hug Dave, her dress is going to drop.
Also, leaving aside the first question about why Rumer Willis is even being invited on Letterman at all (because that leads to awkward questions about when David Letterman will slit his wrists at having to interview some of these Young Hollywood ne'er-do-wells), I want to know why Rumer is so damn SLUMPY. There is potential here, maybe, if she would just stand up straight and try a necklace. Sure, it's thrilling to see Rumer step away from the fedoras, but slouching like she's just spent the past seven days sitting on the couch doing nothing but watch ESPN's tireless coverage of the Brett Favre fiasco is doing nothing for her either.
Although maybe she CAN'T throw back her shoulders, due to the aforementioned risk of an impromptu Showcase Showdown, nudge-nudge-say-no-more. What a conundrum.
I think someone needs to have an intervention with Rumer, and I think that person is Miss J. She would teach this kid how to walk tall and proud and sassy, and possibly choose clothes that don't require her to slouch in order to keep her chest covered.
Or am I being too hard on the kid? I mean, it can't be easy having someone as hot as Demi Moore as your mother. If I were her, I'd be holed up with a bag of Lay's because I would see no point in even trying. At least Rumer isn't doing THAT.
