I canceled my Cosmo subscription a long time ago, once I realized that there is a finite number of sex tips in the universe. But I have learned many, many things thanks to my many, many, many, many years of reading women's magazines: (a) apparently, if you fail to exfoliate before you apply fake tanner the results will be so terrible that you will probably need to take your own life (b) there are a surprising amount of hidden calories in nearly everything you've ever eaten and (c) seriously, if you're dating someone who used to date a celebrity with a very specific and recognizable style, DO NOT START DRESSING JUST LIKE HER BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON (also, you're just asking your boyfriend to accidentally call you "Sienna" in bed, which: awkward):
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Do we need to take up a collection to send some back-issues to Kimberly Stewart?
Do we need to take up a collection to send some back-issues to Kimberly Stewart?
