Poor, tragic Hidden Palms.
[Photos: WENN]
You are not Paris Hilton. And you are not Lauren Conrad. So I can't figure out how you came to be vamping it up in Vegas, hosting an event, as if you are some strange test-tube hybrid of both. Do you realize that I might well be the only person who has seen every episode of your terrible Twin Peaks knockoff on The CW? Can you really afford for people to look at you and think, "Oh, look, there goes that girl who wore a cape -- I forget her name but I'm pretty sure she was on some lame reality show or something"? Maybe don't try so hard at this part, is all; give that acting thing more of a go first.
Also, I don't mean to alarm you, but we need to discuss this:
[Photos: WENN]
You are not Paris Hilton. And you are not Lauren Conrad. So I can't figure out how you came to be vamping it up in Vegas, hosting an event, as if you are some strange test-tube hybrid of both. Do you realize that I might well be the only person who has seen every episode of your terrible Twin Peaks knockoff on The CW? Can you really afford for people to look at you and think, "Oh, look, there goes that girl who wore a cape -- I forget her name but I'm pretty sure she was on some lame reality show or something"? Maybe don't try so hard at this part, is all; give that acting thing more of a go first.
Also, I don't mean to alarm you, but we need to discuss this:
I think something might be living in your coif.
