Since she's at a Venice Film Festival event for a movie about Valentino, I'm going to go ahead and assume Claire Danes is wearing the designer's dress here. All comments about her uneven cleavage tan and her lemon-sucking smile aside, I'm sure I'm SUPPOSED to find this outfit romantic and girly.
Instead, all it evokes for me is one of those absurdly ornate lines of bathroom objects -- like wastebaskets and toothbrush holders -- that you find in the Target bathroom section with names like Nouveau Luxe or Pink Eden. It's not a good sign when all I want to do is push her head to see if her mouth dispenses hand soap.
Instead, all it evokes for me is one of those absurdly ornate lines of bathroom objects -- like wastebaskets and toothbrush holders -- that you find in the Target bathroom section with names like Nouveau Luxe or Pink Eden. It's not a good sign when all I want to do is push her head to see if her mouth dispenses hand soap.
