Fugging Up With the Kardashians: Part God Knows How Many

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I am very, very proud to note that I have only watched like 5 minutes of any show featuring a Kardashian (Brody Jenner doesn't count) and, ergo, have nothing to say about this particular Kardashian (I believe her name is Kourtney, and I'd like to have a word with her later about that spelling):

Oh, wait. It turns out that I do have something to say about her: NO ONE SHOULD WEAR THIS EVER AGAIN. It does mean, cruel, unfair things to your figure. Are those pleats? Don't do that. Also: a thin belly chain is rarely a good idea, unless you are in fact a belly dancer. In short: just don't. Ever. Period. Thank you.