NICOLE FISCELLA: You know, I'm really cute, and I'm working the heck out of this Herve Leger. Too bad I don't get any lines on the show, producers.
TAYLOR MOMSEN: I feel kind of....weird in this. Am I supposed to look 30? I'm only 15. Is this like a Kate Moss costume or something? That seems like a weird choice.
LEIGHTON MEESTER: Bored now. Where's Chuck?
JESSICA SZOHR: You know what makes me uncomfortable? How much Gossip Girl fans hate me, not being allowed to wear any makeup at these things, and this belt -- every time I sit down.
NICOLE: Like, when Blair was being all ostracized by her peeps and all of a sudden this totally random new super popular girl was being bitchy to her? Why didn't I get those lines? I'M STANDING RIGHT THERE. Well, this super tight dress will get their attention. Get a load of this, Josh Schwartz. How do you like me now?
TAYLOR: Seriously, didn't I read something somewhere about how it's totally gross to see a high school sophomore dressed up like a 28 year old socialite going through a Bad Girl phase before she marries some European heir to like a textile fortune or something? I have years for that! I want to take off some of this eye makeup! MOM!!!
LEIGHTON: Yawn.
JESSICA: I mean, could I maybe just be allowed some lip gloss next time? Just a wee bit. Come on, guys. It's not my fault my character might break up Dan and Serena. I DIDN'T WRITE IT. Why am I being so punished?
