Solange Knowles' reign of terror continues, and her legs are paying the price! Behold:
I enjoy that all of the men in the background are very, very studiously NOT looking at her, like if they were to look directly at her tights, their faces would melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. However, I must speak out on behalf of that leg-wear for a brief moment (from afar, it appears to depict rats, but they are horses and elephants, I believe). While they are... most bizarrely heinous on her legs, I rather suspect they'd make for adorable wallpaper. So at least there's that!
No such back-handed compliments can be applied to this, however:
I hear you. You're saying, "But, Jessica! That dress is cute! Whatever do you mea- ACK! MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS SIGHT! SWEET GOD, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!"
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
I enjoy that all of the men in the background are very, very studiously NOT looking at her, like if they were to look directly at her tights, their faces would melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. However, I must speak out on behalf of that leg-wear for a brief moment (from afar, it appears to depict rats, but they are horses and elephants, I believe). While they are... most bizarrely heinous on her legs, I rather suspect they'd make for adorable wallpaper. So at least there's that!
No such back-handed compliments can be applied to this, however:
I hear you. You're saying, "But, Jessica! That dress is cute! Whatever do you mea- ACK! MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS SIGHT! SWEET GOD, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!"
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
Wow. Those shoes are...yes. Wow. Um. Huh. Yeah. They're a bit...fetlock-esque for me? I mean, I really, really love those Budweiser ads where the dalmatian trains the horse so he can join the rest of the Clydesdales and I certainly checked out my fair share of books about Girls and Their Horses from the school library when I was in fifth grade (Stormy, Misty's Foal in the house!), but I have never thought to myself, "You know what would be AWESOME? If my feet looked more like a CLYDESDALE'S! YES! Now, how can I make that happen?" Solange, on the other hand, seems to have gone that extra mile.
