Kelly Killoren Bensimon is apparently joining the cast of Bravo's Real Housewives of New York, but really, all I care about in her bio is that she's the ex-wife of World-Renowned Photographer Gilles Bensimon. She also apparently recently said that she loves winter because "the thing about winter is that people really make an effort to be dressed." Indeed.
So in summer, where people apparently do NOT try hard to clothe themselves, we get this:
I cry foul, Kelly. How can this not be construed as making an effort? It must have taken a VERY long time to hunt down a fabric that exactly matches the pattern that flashes before my eyes after I rub them too hard. In fact, had it not been too busy punching my skull from the inside, I'd be convinced the raging headache I had on Tuesday designed this outfit. Maybe if I bang my head on the wall a few hundred times, she'll pay me to create a whole fashion line. After all, I've consumed an alcoholic beverage in an L.A. bar; I'm already practically over-qualified.
So in summer, where people apparently do NOT try hard to clothe themselves, we get this:
I cry foul, Kelly. How can this not be construed as making an effort? It must have taken a VERY long time to hunt down a fabric that exactly matches the pattern that flashes before my eyes after I rub them too hard. In fact, had it not been too busy punching my skull from the inside, I'd be convinced the raging headache I had on Tuesday designed this outfit. Maybe if I bang my head on the wall a few hundred times, she'll pay me to create a whole fashion line. After all, I've consumed an alcoholic beverage in an L.A. bar; I'm already practically over-qualified.
