It must be so fun to be a Pussycat Doll. Because there is nothing -- NOTHING -- you can put on that is TOO ridiculous to be part of this group.
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They might as well be Hot Topic mannequins. I would love to be backstage with them, watching Yellow Stripes up there running around screaming that she can't possibly go on until she finds the belt that goes around her tin-foil corset. Or her opposite number, Pink Stripes, struggling angrily with all the stuck zippers on her pants and cutting bits out of her latex gloves while Redhead gets her hooves polished by a P.A., and Nicole helps The Other One glue her hip bling into place. THAT is the reality show I want to see. Forget The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For The Next Person To Decide She Doesn't Actually Want To Be A Pussycat Doll After All Even Though We Have Room For Her Because That Manly One Quit The Group; just make the Pussycat Dolls present THEMSELVES.
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They might as well be Hot Topic mannequins. I would love to be backstage with them, watching Yellow Stripes up there running around screaming that she can't possibly go on until she finds the belt that goes around her tin-foil corset. Or her opposite number, Pink Stripes, struggling angrily with all the stuck zippers on her pants and cutting bits out of her latex gloves while Redhead gets her hooves polished by a P.A., and Nicole helps The Other One glue her hip bling into place. THAT is the reality show I want to see. Forget The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For The Next Person To Decide She Doesn't Actually Want To Be A Pussycat Doll After All Even Though We Have Room For Her Because That Manly One Quit The Group; just make the Pussycat Dolls present THEMSELVES.
