LO: Hang on a sec... hold still...
LAUREN: What? What is it? Is there something on my dress?
LO: Not exactly... I'm just... where IS it?
LAUREN: Where is what?
LO: The interesting part. I'm SURE it's here somewhere...
LAUREN: I don't understand.
LO: Everyone made such a huge deal out of how you "designed" this dress, and the one that the Emmy girl wore, but... I mean, is there something I'm missing? It's a bit basic, no?
LAUREN: I think it's pretty.
LO: Sure, but... I feel like a child could have designed this. I could have designed this. Hell, AUDRINA could have designed it, and she can't even make eye-contact with things. Is this really the best you could do here?
LAUREN: Well, the Emmy girl's dress is totally different.
LO: How?
LAUREN: There's a strap on one side.
LO: Right. So let me get this straight: You're trying to be a serious designer, but your only ideas involved sketching approximately four lines on a piece of paper and then adding jewelry that is more interesting than the actual semi-maternity cut of the dress? Am I following along correctly?
LAUREN: Audrina's right. You ARE mean.
LO: It's called honesty, babe. SOMEONE had to tell you.
