Lily Allen doesn't look bad here exactly, but it's disturbing that when I saw this photo in thumbnail, I thought it was Jessica Simpson:

I was all, "J Simp has gone back to her John Mayer- era brown hair?" Because the aggressive hands-on-hips stance, poufy dress and slack-jawed expression is pure J Simp. As is, sadly, the toilet-paper-esque little girl sash, which doesn't quite seem to match the rest of the (rather pretty) gown. On the other hand, that thing will come totally in handy if this event runs out of napkins.
I was all, "J Simp has gone back to her John Mayer- era brown hair?" Because the aggressive hands-on-hips stance, poufy dress and slack-jawed expression is pure J Simp. As is, sadly, the toilet-paper-esque little girl sash, which doesn't quite seem to match the rest of the (rather pretty) gown. On the other hand, that thing will come totally in handy if this event runs out of napkins.




