MAX AZRIA: Hello everyone! I am here with Taylor Momsen, the hot twenty-eight-year old star of Gossip Girl!
TAYLOR: Actually, I'm fifteen.
MAX: Nonsense! Come on, Taylor, talk about this look. Inspire the crowd!
TAYLOR: Do you really want that? Really?
MAX: Out with it, darling! Tell the world!
TAYLOR: Okay. I look like Pat Benatar.
MAX: We belong to the night!
TAYLOR: Crossed with Debbie Harry and one of the chicks from Heart.
MAX: Oooh, barracuda!
TAYLOR: With a bit of Bret Michaels and Kim Cattrall from the opening scenes of Mannequin.
MAX: Yes! Talk dirty to me! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
TAYLOR: Times someone whose mouth has been erased.
MAX: Right! Wait... um...
TAYLOR: And a dash of E.G. Daily.
MAX: You're losing me... Um... er... smelly cat!
TAYLOR: Close, but I had another one in mind.
MAX: Hmm. You'd be better off dead?
TAYLOR: Bingo.
