Listen, I know Hayden Panetttttttttiere probably feels some pressure to dress really maturely, so that people can trick themselves into being less wigged out that she's dating her 31-year old co-star. But I think she's taken that a bit far.
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I mean, is she a cute young starlet, or is she Krystle Carrington, fresh from some rigorous flower-arranging in the main hall and headed upstairs to don a floor-length satin nightie so she can shower her husband Blake with motionless, tight-lipped kisses before letting him take her on on the bearskin rug in front of the library fireplace?
It's even creepier from the side:
[Photo: Splash News]
I mean, is she a cute young starlet, or is she Krystle Carrington, fresh from some rigorous flower-arranging in the main hall and headed upstairs to don a floor-length satin nightie so she can shower her husband Blake with motionless, tight-lipped kisses before letting him take her on on the bearskin rug in front of the library fireplace?
It's even creepier from the side:
I mean, I'm thrilled she's not wearing assless chaps, or letting some douchey reality star sweat all over her before dragging her by the boobs to his car. But did she have to go full Danielle Steel (with an assist from Christina Aguilera's spackling tool)? You CAN date an older man without jumping straight to headmistress and part-time riding instructor at The Worthington-Pinglewood Preparatory School for Young Ladies of Refined Breeding.
