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September 12, 2008

The Fug Row

The following took place between 6:21 p.m. and 6:22 p.m.

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HILARY SWANK: Dude is that... John Legend?

DIANE KRUGER: It is. Why is he wearing his tie hanging out over his sweater?

HILARY: I was just going to ask you the same thing! That's so Milhouse to me.

DIANE: I'm not even sure what I'm doing here. I am probably never in my life going to wear Tommy Hilfiger.

HILARY: Yes, you're way too avant-garde for this. Although I noticed you're mixing plaid and polka-dots, so clearly you're finding a way to make Hilfiger weird.

DIANE: And you're wearing a terrible haircut. The Fug Girls are going to make a crack about how it looks like you're going to play Matt Damon in a movie about his rise to fame.

HILARY: Yeah? Well, nice boots, Julia Roberts. Heading out to work the Boulevard later?

DIANE: Oooh, good one, Renee Zellweger.

HILARY: YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

DIANE: Ha ha! Gotcha!

HILARY: My hair looks much thicker than hers, I'll have you know.

DIANE:I really don't understand why you haven't grown it out yet. You can't STILL be playing Amelia Earhart. Nobody needs THAT many takes to get it right.

HILARY: Wow. You are... wow. I have two Oscars. Want to borrow one so that you know what it feels like?

DIANE: Oooh, burn. I'm bored of you, Mr Ripley.

JOHN LEGEND: Damn, you know what would taste good right now? Nachos.

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