I don't know why Liz Hurley wants to prove SO BADLY that she's still got it.
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I mean, the woman is a knockout. She could've worn something that actually fit her, instead of a dress that mashes and shoves her boobs around so much that they almost look like buttocks. Absurdly pert buttocks, maybe, but buttocks nonetheless. And now the word "buttocks" is doing that thing where I've typed it enough times that it doesn't mean anything to me anymore, which is how I know it's time to turn it over to you:
[Photo: Splash News]
I mean, the woman is a knockout. She could've worn something that actually fit her, instead of a dress that mashes and shoves her boobs around so much that they almost look like buttocks. Absurdly pert buttocks, maybe, but buttocks nonetheless. And now the word "buttocks" is doing that thing where I've typed it enough times that it doesn't mean anything to me anymore, which is how I know it's time to turn it over to you:
