OH, BRENDA:
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You seem to look totally hot on the cover of Radar, and then you had to go and ruin it all by showing up at the party dressed like Ozzy Osbourne with a fetish for sensible, neutral boots that unfortunately recall a sort of stream-lined, undercover Ugg in this particular scenario. Couldn't you have at least worn a sexy black stiletto of the I-Could-Kill-A-Man-With-This-Shoe variety? Have you forgotten the importance of WWBD (What Would Brenda Do)? Well, okay: in fairness, Brenda would now come over to me, scream at me that she nevers wants to see me again and them storm off to cry in her bedroom until Cindy Walsh wandered upstairs to say soothing things while wearing a crisp, sensible polo shirt, but you know what I mean.
You seem to look totally hot on the cover of Radar, and then you had to go and ruin it all by showing up at the party dressed like Ozzy Osbourne with a fetish for sensible, neutral boots that unfortunately recall a sort of stream-lined, undercover Ugg in this particular scenario. Couldn't you have at least worn a sexy black stiletto of the I-Could-Kill-A-Man-With-This-Shoe variety? Have you forgotten the importance of WWBD (What Would Brenda Do)? Well, okay: in fairness, Brenda would now come over to me, scream at me that she nevers wants to see me again and them storm off to cry in her bedroom until Cindy Walsh wandered upstairs to say soothing things while wearing a crisp, sensible polo shirt, but you know what I mean.
