ANNA FARIS 1: Oh. My. GOD. NO WAY.
ANNA FARIS 2: Hey there, Self! Love your eyeliner. Why so cross?
AF1: What IS that thing? What have you done?
AF2: My dress, you mean? What's wrong with it? I LOVE it. It's so fun!
AF1: And so BARBIE.
AF2: This coming from a person who's wearing pink bunny ears.
AF1: Yes, but I'm NOT REAL.
AF2: Look, I think I look adorable, okay, sourpuss? I'm here at the premiere of Super Blonde, which is a totally hilarious European re-branding of The House Bunny, and I just hosted Saturday Night Live way better than James Franco or that Shia kid --
AF1: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, how come you didn't do a Britney sketch? You could kinda work as a Britney. That Bill Hader dude could've been Russell Brand...
AF2: I don't know. It might still be too soon. Also, the less said about the VMAs, the better.
AF1: Oh, true. Well played, Real Me.
AF2: Anyway, as I was SAYING, Frownypants, life is good and so I think I've earned the right to be playful. And pink. Even if the whole thing IS a little like what Katie Price will probably wear the next time she gets married.
AF1: And even if the flower kind of looks like your stomach is turning itself inside-out?
AF2: YES. Now stop gaping at me, Crankpot. You're going to give us wrinkles.
AF1: Nah, I'm fake, remember? Someone will just retouch me.
AF2: Good point. Damn, Fake Me is smart.
