In yesterday's Taylor Momsen fug, about 17 percent of voters either liked the dress or felt like a slightly longer version would've been an improvement. Enter Days of our Lives' Rachel Melvin, whose variation has a different neckline and slightly different ruffle placement, but has a mini that's just a tad less micro:
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Little J wins the shoe battle, but I like the neckline on Rachel's better, and I prefer that the little strip of hip-widening ruffle is absent from her version too. Otherwise, oddly, the photos aren't so far apart: both skinny, both refreshingly unbronzed, both doing that legs-crossed pose that starlets favor on the red carpet because it's supposed to slim the thighs, both in on-screen relationships with older actors to the point where it's kind of ooky (Rachel, 23, is fantasizing about a 42-year old dude at her day job, and in Little J's case... okay, she's not dating anyone YET, but since all her costars are in their 20s it stands to reason that her future love interest will also be in that age range, and it will weird me out to see them tongue-fighting). It's almost too bad we didn't see them show up in these to the same party -- it would've made for an awesome catfight in these dry, boring Hollywood gossip times. My money is on Rachel, I think. Sure, Little J has been battle-seasoned by Blair and Serena, but Rachel's on a soap opera where people are frequently brainwashed, resurrected, possessed by Satan, have died and reappeared on a magical island that looked JUST LIKE the town but wasn't, and had TVs where they could watch the loved ones they left behind getting it on with each other, and has HERSELF accidentally killed both her half-brother (oops!) and the campus date rapist. She also probably knows where The Evil Stefano DiMera lives, so.... watch out, Little J, is what I'm saying.
[Photo: WENN]
Little J wins the shoe battle, but I like the neckline on Rachel's better, and I prefer that the little strip of hip-widening ruffle is absent from her version too. Otherwise, oddly, the photos aren't so far apart: both skinny, both refreshingly unbronzed, both doing that legs-crossed pose that starlets favor on the red carpet because it's supposed to slim the thighs, both in on-screen relationships with older actors to the point where it's kind of ooky (Rachel, 23, is fantasizing about a 42-year old dude at her day job, and in Little J's case... okay, she's not dating anyone YET, but since all her costars are in their 20s it stands to reason that her future love interest will also be in that age range, and it will weird me out to see them tongue-fighting). It's almost too bad we didn't see them show up in these to the same party -- it would've made for an awesome catfight in these dry, boring Hollywood gossip times. My money is on Rachel, I think. Sure, Little J has been battle-seasoned by Blair and Serena, but Rachel's on a soap opera where people are frequently brainwashed, resurrected, possessed by Satan, have died and reappeared on a magical island that looked JUST LIKE the town but wasn't, and had TVs where they could watch the loved ones they left behind getting it on with each other, and has HERSELF accidentally killed both her half-brother (oops!) and the campus date rapist. She also probably knows where The Evil Stefano DiMera lives, so.... watch out, Little J, is what I'm saying.
