Okay, so back in the day, I was TOTALLY into Twin Peaks. Like, if there had been an internet then, I would have been the webmistress of Marry Me Agent Cooper.com or BOB Scares The Shit Out Of Me.net or something. I used to watch it every Thursday night with my dad (my mother was not into Twin Peaks, so she would go upstairs to read), and then when it was over, instead of going up to my room, I would have to follow him around the house while he locked up and then have him escort me to my room because I was so freaked out. And then, of course, it devolved into craziness the second season and my Dad and I spent a lot of time giving each other, "WTF is going on here?" looks. Which is exactly the look I just gave this picture of Lara "Donna Hayward" Flynn Boyle:
She looks totally fine -- if a bit like the maitre d' at a weird restaurant that thinks outfitting its female employees in long, hard-to-negotiate skirts is classy -- until you get to the shoes. Or lack thereof. Oh, LARA. You know better than to go baresy on the red carpet! It's not a beach party! It's a black-tie charity event! Put on some shoes, babe! Come on! I'm always rooting for you -- if not for your work in Twin Peaks, then because you are AWESOME in Wayne's World -- but even I can not come up with a good excuse for this one. Unless your shoes are INVISIBLE. YES. Yes, that must be it. Phew.
