Okay. Tough love time:
I don't know if Mischa has fired her stylist or if her stylist is a crazy, raving bitchaholic, but someone needs to step in and fix this situation. I am not anti-bootie (or anti-booty) but those booties with that dress just look redonkulous and by "redonkulous," I mean INCREDIBLY UNFLATTERING. She looks like she was wearing them to the Herve Leger store with something else and has just stumbled out of the dressing room to show her friend this dress, at which point she would say, "Obviously, not with these shoes," and her friend would be all, "obviously." They are doing her legs no favors. NOT A ONE. Someone -- I don't know who, but it might be me if I run into her at Coffee Bean or something -- needs to take this girl aside and explain that clonky booties with a skin-tight bandage dress might look okay on some people, but 99.9997% of the rest of the universe need shoes that elongate our legs, especially when we're wearing something so unforgiving. Otherwise she just looks like she ends in a couple of tragic doorstops. JUST CALL MR LOUBOUTIN STAT.
I don't know if Mischa has fired her stylist or if her stylist is a crazy, raving bitchaholic, but someone needs to step in and fix this situation. I am not anti-bootie (or anti-booty) but those booties with that dress just look redonkulous and by "redonkulous," I mean INCREDIBLY UNFLATTERING. She looks like she was wearing them to the Herve Leger store with something else and has just stumbled out of the dressing room to show her friend this dress, at which point she would say, "Obviously, not with these shoes," and her friend would be all, "obviously." They are doing her legs no favors. NOT A ONE. Someone -- I don't know who, but it might be me if I run into her at Coffee Bean or something -- needs to take this girl aside and explain that clonky booties with a skin-tight bandage dress might look okay on some people, but 99.9997% of the rest of the universe need shoes that elongate our legs, especially when we're wearing something so unforgiving. Otherwise she just looks like she ends in a couple of tragic doorstops. JUST CALL MR LOUBOUTIN STAT.
