MONIQUE COLEMAN: I know I've had this bob for a couple of months, but it's still REALLY CUTE ON ME!!
ASHLEY TISDALE: Sigh.
VANESSA HUDGENS: I can't even LOOK at A. Tis right now.
MONIQUE: Seriously, am I not CUTE WITH THIS HAIR!?
ASHLEY: I knew this hair was a mistake. I look so boring now.
VANESSA: Did Tis get that dress from Forever 21...in 1987? I have totally seen old people wearing it in, like, pictures of the olden times. It's so sad!
MONIQUE: Things are GOOD!
ASHLEY: I mean, brunettes are hot. Look at these two. But me...I might be better as a blonde. I feel sort of....blah with this hair. And the cut is kind of blah. So very blah. I'm not even wearing lip gloss. I just feel....blah.
VANESSA: Whereas my hair is so lustrous, and my boots so very naughty. I feel so young and vibrant.
MONIQUE: I just want to go outside and TWIRL AROUND!
ASHLEY: Am I wearing a headband? Blair Waldorf isn't blah. What's wrong with me, America? WHY AM I SO SAD?
VANESSA: Poor Ashley. She's like the Boring Meat in a sandwich made of Adorable Bread and no one wants to eat her. Or something. You know what I mean.
