I have to say, I used to find Cameron Diaz kind of annoying -- although I liked There's Something About Mary. And the first Charlie's Angels movie is fun. And she was actually pretty good in In Her Shoes. Oh, and she's great in Being John Malkovich. Dang it. Okay, let me start over:
I have to say, I used to find Cameron Diaz annoying, although I secretly apparently really enjoy her oeuvre, with the MASSIVE and NOTABLE exception of The Sweetest Thing which is literally the worst movie I've ever seen. IT HAS A MUSICAL NUMBER ABOUT PENISES. I'm not kidding. You need to see it. Get ready to watch half of it with your eyes shut. (Uh, not particularly safe for work.) (Also, according to IMDb, the song was WRITTEN BY Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair, which sort of tips me back into being annoyed with her. It's that awful. And annoyingly Let's Hop On The Raunchy Humor Bandwagon, Girls! without being particularly realistic about the way that women are actually raunchy, which of course sometimes they are. Also, can we talk about how every character Selma Blair plays is essentially Cecile from Cruel Intentions? Thank you. Also, why are they doing the electric slide? Get back to me on that.)
God. Where was I? Oh, right. Cameron. Well, now I'm cranky again. But I was going to say that I am softening towards her, both because I apparently secretly enjoy most of her work and because she is basically the only woman in Hollywood who ever leaves the house with her hair looking the way mine does half the time, a.k.a. kind of a mess:
Speaking as someone with experience, I can tell you right now that C. Di has REALLY AMAZING bedhead. Like, epic. I'm just saying. So while the rest of her is like a super long, fit drink of water and she's a kazillionaire, I rather enjoy that we both suffer from the heartbreak of the tangle. Mayhap I will write a song about it.
I have to say, I used to find Cameron Diaz annoying, although I secretly apparently really enjoy her oeuvre, with the MASSIVE and NOTABLE exception of The Sweetest Thing which is literally the worst movie I've ever seen. IT HAS A MUSICAL NUMBER ABOUT PENISES. I'm not kidding. You need to see it. Get ready to watch half of it with your eyes shut. (Uh, not particularly safe for work.) (Also, according to IMDb, the song was WRITTEN BY Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair, which sort of tips me back into being annoyed with her. It's that awful. And annoyingly Let's Hop On The Raunchy Humor Bandwagon, Girls! without being particularly realistic about the way that women are actually raunchy, which of course sometimes they are. Also, can we talk about how every character Selma Blair plays is essentially Cecile from Cruel Intentions? Thank you. Also, why are they doing the electric slide? Get back to me on that.)
God. Where was I? Oh, right. Cameron. Well, now I'm cranky again. But I was going to say that I am softening towards her, both because I apparently secretly enjoy most of her work and because she is basically the only woman in Hollywood who ever leaves the house with her hair looking the way mine does half the time, a.k.a. kind of a mess:
Speaking as someone with experience, I can tell you right now that C. Di has REALLY AMAZING bedhead. Like, epic. I'm just saying. So while the rest of her is like a super long, fit drink of water and she's a kazillionaire, I rather enjoy that we both suffer from the heartbreak of the tangle. Mayhap I will write a song about it.
