Oh, Maria Bello. THANK YOU for showing up in this, so that I can finally comment in a public space that The Jane Austen Book Club -- which I saw under duress on a plane -- made me want to stab myself in the throat with a plastic butter knife. But you were kind of good in it, and therefore probably saved my life, as well as the upholstery of one of Continental Airlines' coach class seats. Also, I think it goes without saying that we all owe you a debt for Coyote Ugly. Especially Tyra Banks. However, speaking of ugly...
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I don't REALLY have to elaborate,do I?
