"People of Earth, I -- an envoy from the Spice Belt of a galaxy far, far away -- walk among you to deliver a very important message."
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar? Because my boss, Her Highness the Intergalactic Warrior Queen -- you may know her as Grace Jones -- said she was going to fire the next handmaiden who failed to deliver her morning waffles on time. And GUESS who forgot to go to Trader Bjork's yesterday for supples? You'd really be doing me a solid, here, Earthlings. In return I promise not to abduct any of your planet's tiny entertainers in my hood. Although I confess I'm REALLY tempted by that Tom Cruise person. He'd make a wonderful addition to the Imperial Senate's Supermassive Sasshole Subcommittee... Wait, what's that? I can just take him? Huh. Actually, to be totally honest, I'd kind of prefer the sugar. Thanks."
"Can I borrow a cup of sugar? Because my boss, Her Highness the Intergalactic Warrior Queen -- you may know her as Grace Jones -- said she was going to fire the next handmaiden who failed to deliver her morning waffles on time. And GUESS who forgot to go to Trader Bjork's yesterday for supples? You'd really be doing me a solid, here, Earthlings. In return I promise not to abduct any of your planet's tiny entertainers in my hood. Although I confess I'm REALLY tempted by that Tom Cruise person. He'd make a wonderful addition to the Imperial Senate's Supermassive Sasshole Subcommittee... Wait, what's that? I can just take him? Huh. Actually, to be totally honest, I'd kind of prefer the sugar. Thanks."
