SARAH SILVERMAN: Hey Sarah!
SARAH CHALKE: Hello....Sarah.
SARAH S: What?
SARAH C: What?
SARAH: You're looking at me funny.
SARAH C: I was just wondering where your pants were.
SARAH S: I'm wearing shorts! I think. With Crazy Tights!
SARAH C: It reminds me of something.
SARAH S: How funny I am?
SARAH C: Something else.
SARAH S: Pirates? It's a little pirate-y, I know. It's a shout-out to those Somali pirates! I think they're AWESOME.
SARAH C: I got it! It reminds me of COLLEGE.
SARAH S: What?
SARAH C: Totally! You know, in the 90s, when we were all wearing shorts with clunky shoes and tights and sort of baby-doll billowy things and a lot of vests? That's SO YOU right now. God, this makes me want to listen "Semi-Charmed Life" while drinking Icehouse beer from a keg.
SARAH S: Thanks?
SARAH C: No. THANK YOU.
