Fug the Cover: Blake Lively

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Gossip Girl,
W magazine

I can hear Miss Tyra now: "Blake, where is your NECK? Also, what happened to your legs?" Missing one body part is bad enough -- I feel like missing several is cause for immediate elimination. So, Blake, please go back to the loft and pack your things. You are no longer in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. Thank god you have a lucrative acting career already in the works -- and a possible future as a conditioner spokeswoman, since you do have really great hair. Possibly it's so strong and lustrous because it ATE YOUR NECK.