SHARON STONE: MELISSA GEORGE!
MELISSA GEORGE: Sharon Stone?
SHARON: Who else would I be?
MELISSA: Uh. No one. Just you! You're clearly yourself! That's a well-cut suit! I have to go now!
SHARON: Tell me who you thought I was, Little Miss Heidi Braids, before I decide to wear you as a hat.
MELISSA: That might be an improv -- I mean, never mind! What do you think of my dress?
SHARON: It's fine. I had a crayon that color once. Name names, kitten.
MELISSA: It's your hair, Sharon. There's something about it that...reminds me of Cojo. I'M SORRY. But he's LOVELY.
SHARON: Oh, is that all? That's totally what I was going for. TIME FOR THE BAR!
MELISSA: Always.
