Oh, Bai Ling. I treasure you. That's not even sarcastic. I really seriously do love you. If I were Oprah, your wacky outfits would be one of My Favorite Things. So don't look so cranky:
If this infusion of ruffles can't cheer you up, girl, I don't know what will -- especially since you've married them to that old classic, My Skirt Looks Like The Stage At An Olde Time Dance Hall. NOTHING makes me happier than this combo. Okay, that's a lie: free Louboutins, shirtless male Olympic swimmers, and wheels of brie also make me happy. Finding a can of Diet Coke at the back of the fridge when you thought you were out. When you turn on the TiVo, and it's magically recorded that episode of 90210 where Kelly chooses herself. Dancing around the living room to "Womanizer." The puppy cam. Gold football pants. Oh, and world peace. So I guess I'm easy pleased. But seriously: Bai Ling + plaid + ruffles + a skirt slit up to Jesus + wee polka dot gloves = HAPPINESS. So pour yourself a cup of glee, Bai Ling, and give yourself a pat on the back for bringing us all a little holiday cheer.
If this infusion of ruffles can't cheer you up, girl, I don't know what will -- especially since you've married them to that old classic, My Skirt Looks Like The Stage At An Olde Time Dance Hall. NOTHING makes me happier than this combo. Okay, that's a lie: free Louboutins, shirtless male Olympic swimmers, and wheels of brie also make me happy. Finding a can of Diet Coke at the back of the fridge when you thought you were out. When you turn on the TiVo, and it's magically recorded that episode of 90210 where Kelly chooses herself. Dancing around the living room to "Womanizer." The puppy cam. Gold football pants. Oh, and world peace. So I guess I'm easy pleased. But seriously: Bai Ling + plaid + ruffles + a skirt slit up to Jesus + wee polka dot gloves = HAPPINESS. So pour yourself a cup of glee, Bai Ling, and give yourself a pat on the back for bringing us all a little holiday cheer.
