VANESSA HUDGENS: I am a VISION IN WHITE!
ZAC EFRON: I don't know why I always look slightly covered in a light sheen of perspiration.
ASHLEY TISDALE: Are they marrying me and Vanessa off to Zac tonight? What's with all the white gowns?
VANESSA: This is my SULTRY look. What do you think?
ZAC: Did you hear that I'm starring in a remake of Footloose? Certain internet bloggers are ashamed to admit that they might go see that in the theatre.
ASHLEY: No, seriously. Is this some kind of Big Love-esque group marriage, and if so, why did Vanessa get the goddess dress? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL ME? Oh well. At least my legs look good.
