INTERIOR - BEYONCE'S CRANIUM - NIGHT
While on-stage at the American Music Awards, BEYONCE suddenly re-emerges in the middle of a performance by her alter-ego, SASHA FIERCE.
BEYONCE: Oh, no. NO. NOT AGAIN.
SASHA: Yes, yes, YES!
BEYONCE: Sasha, I swear to God, if you keep putting me in granny panties every time you take control...
SASHA: You'll what, B? Anything you do to me, you do to yourself.
BEYONCE: Well, what if I just pull on this here hairpiece REALLY HARD?
SASHA: Amateur.
BEYONCE: Oh I'm only just getting started, sweetpea. I refuse to look like a department-store lingerie ad. Seriously, were these on sale at Macy's? In the section that sells control-top underwear for women over 65?
SASHA: Oh, pipe down, Prudey Huxtable. Honey, why did the Lord give us inner thighs if he didn't intend for us to show them off?
BEYONCE: That doesn't even make sense. I mean it, Sasha -- keep this up and I'm going to wear pants every time I go outside.
SASHA: Then I'll wear nothing but hot pants and bras.
BEYONCE: Did I say "pants"? I meant "turtleneck jumpsuits with huge sweaters and boots and thigh-warmers."
SASHA (gasp): You wouldn't DARE.
BEYONCE: WATCH ME.
SASHA: But you said I could have half the songs on the album and do it MY WAY! JUDAS.
BEYONCE: Yes, but it's my body, Crazy Lady. So, please, keep singing. I'll just be here hanging onto this ponytail, in case you forget yourself.
SASHA: THIS ISN'T OVER, BEYONCE. I'm only just getting STARTED.
BEYONCE: We'll see about that.
SASHA: YES WE WILL.
While on-stage at the American Music Awards, BEYONCE suddenly re-emerges in the middle of a performance by her alter-ego, SASHA FIERCE.
BEYONCE: Oh, no. NO. NOT AGAIN.
SASHA: Yes, yes, YES!
BEYONCE: Sasha, I swear to God, if you keep putting me in granny panties every time you take control...
SASHA: You'll what, B? Anything you do to me, you do to yourself.
BEYONCE: Well, what if I just pull on this here hairpiece REALLY HARD?
SASHA: Amateur.
BEYONCE: Oh I'm only just getting started, sweetpea. I refuse to look like a department-store lingerie ad. Seriously, were these on sale at Macy's? In the section that sells control-top underwear for women over 65?
SASHA: Oh, pipe down, Prudey Huxtable. Honey, why did the Lord give us inner thighs if he didn't intend for us to show them off?
BEYONCE: That doesn't even make sense. I mean it, Sasha -- keep this up and I'm going to wear pants every time I go outside.
SASHA: Then I'll wear nothing but hot pants and bras.
BEYONCE: Did I say "pants"? I meant "turtleneck jumpsuits with huge sweaters and boots and thigh-warmers."
SASHA (gasp): You wouldn't DARE.
BEYONCE: WATCH ME.
SASHA: But you said I could have half the songs on the album and do it MY WAY! JUDAS.
BEYONCE: Yes, but it's my body, Crazy Lady. So, please, keep singing. I'll just be here hanging onto this ponytail, in case you forget yourself.
SASHA: THIS ISN'T OVER, BEYONCE. I'm only just getting STARTED.
BEYONCE: We'll see about that.
SASHA: YES WE WILL.
