So I guess Kelly Monaco and Mel B are joining this topless revue in Vegas? (Hence the expanse of thigh over Kelly's shoulder.) Normally, I would be like, "topless dancing seems like a weird career step for a former Spice Girl to take," but it seems they will be the non-topless portions of the evening. And apparently, per People, "Monaco's character in the show will be 'Little Bo Peep,' a timid and
lonely girl who is guided by Brown's character, 'Peep Diva.'" And I find that secretly hilarious and maybe potentially awesome, in the way that Xanadu is awesome, AKA quasi-ironically but also not at all ironically and in fact, in a way that is actually really kind of awesome. What is not awesome is that K. Mo appears to already be in costume:
This would be cute if (a) she were 9 or (b) it fit. As it is, she appears to be wearing a gift bag.
This would be cute if (a) she were 9 or (b) it fit. As it is, she appears to be wearing a gift bag.
