I've been chewing on this for a while -- along with other incredibly important matters such as the economy, and my dental health, and why I have so many damn crickets getting into my house -- and I've finally decided to take a stance: I reject Jessica Alba's bangs.
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Don't you think they're too heavy and too long for her features? I'd never have pegged her for the type who'd allow herself to be dominated, yet here she is, ceding a third of her head to an aggressive hair curtain. You can barely see her face. Of course, it also doesn't help that she appears to be wearing an ornate Best In Show medallion from a Tudor-era competition between handmaidens, to see who can polish the King's jousting stick to the most blinding shine. It's like EVERYTHING is fighting with her for attention.
[Photo: INFDaily.com]
Don't you think they're too heavy and too long for her features? I'd never have pegged her for the type who'd allow herself to be dominated, yet here she is, ceding a third of her head to an aggressive hair curtain. You can barely see her face. Of course, it also doesn't help that she appears to be wearing an ornate Best In Show medallion from a Tudor-era competition between handmaidens, to see who can polish the King's jousting stick to the most blinding shine. It's like EVERYTHING is fighting with her for attention.
