Oh, Bai Ling, you are so sly.
[Photo: WENN]
Sure, that looks nice and normal, but we all know better. What've you got on your lower half, eh? A tutu made of human hair? Pants made out of maracas? Bloomers stuffed with cotton balls and cashew nuts? It's got to be SOMETHING crazy. You are Bai freaking Ling, after all.
Or are you:
[Photo: WENN]
Sure, that looks nice and normal, but we all know better. What've you got on your lower half, eh? A tutu made of human hair? Pants made out of maracas? Bloomers stuffed with cotton balls and cashew nuts? It's got to be SOMETHING crazy. You are Bai freaking Ling, after all.
Or are you:
[Photo: WENN]
That's... so... NORMAL. Dare I say it, PRETTY. Who are you and what have you done with our favorite nudist sprite?
Oh my God, you guys, Bai Ling doesn't have AMNESIA, does she? What if she drank too many gimlets one night and woke up with no memory of her life? What if she completely forgot that she used to be a total nutter, and stops wearing bras with sequined loincloths? How will we go on from here? That would be terribly tragic. I'd rather it be one of the OTHER tried-and-true soap-opera explanations: an evil twin. This, of course, being the work of the fiendish one who seeks only to confuse and alarm and distress us, and merry, carefree, birthday-suit-addict Bai being the heroine. Don't get me wrong, I think she looks lovely in this dress, but some people just aren't meant to abide by certain social expectations of "coverage" and "fabric-to-flesh ratios" and whatnot. Get well soon, Bai.
