KRISTEN KREUK: Hi, Chris Klein.
CHRIS KLEIN: Hi, Girl from Smallville.
KRISTEN: Actually, I'm not a regular on that show anymore.
CHRIS: I don't care.
KRISTEN: Well, I don't care for your new hair.
CHRIS: What? It's so luxurious!
KRISTEN: You look like the love child of Nic Cage and Noah Wyle in those movies where he's an adventurous librarian.
CHRIS: I can't believe you don't think I look dashing. I'm really kind of offended.
KRISTEN: I got my hair cut, too.
CHRIS: I actually have no idea who you are, so how am I supposed to know that?
KRISTEN: Mine is sort of sassy, though. Sort of Katie Holmes-ish. Don't you think?
CHRIS: No, I don't -- HEY. Wait a minute. I kind of do. Are you an actress?
KRISTEN: YES. My show has been on the CW since it was the WB, dude.
CHRIS: Hold the phone.You're a petite, brunette actress?
KRISTEN: Yes.
CHRIS: Who could potentially be cast as a sister or other blood relation of Katie Holmes?
KRISTEN: If I had a decent agent.
CHRIS: Will you marry me?
KRISTEN: Okay.
CHRIS: Third time's a charm!
