I love this picture:
It's like the Jennifer Aniston on the poster is Jennifer's Aniston's guardian angel, whispering advice to her. And if we're real quiet, we can hear her: "Self, your body is amazing. And your hair is extremely glossy. And your tan is ever so even. Just imagine how awesome you'd look if you WORE A COLOR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LIKE, EVER. GOD. Of course, I also told you not to get back together with WhatsHisNuts with the guitar and I tell you EVERY SINGLE DAY to STOP commenting about You Know What, so you obviously never listen to me anyway. Why am I even here? Other people need my help, you know. Imagine the advice I could give that Lauren Conrad person. I'm going to go offer her my services. Step one: waterproof mascara."
It's like the Jennifer Aniston on the poster is Jennifer's Aniston's guardian angel, whispering advice to her. And if we're real quiet, we can hear her: "Self, your body is amazing. And your hair is extremely glossy. And your tan is ever so even. Just imagine how awesome you'd look if you WORE A COLOR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LIKE, EVER. GOD. Of course, I also told you not to get back together with WhatsHisNuts with the guitar and I tell you EVERY SINGLE DAY to STOP commenting about You Know What, so you obviously never listen to me anyway. Why am I even here? Other people need my help, you know. Imagine the advice I could give that Lauren Conrad person. I'm going to go offer her my services. Step one: waterproof mascara."
