Somehow this week, an Emma Watson photo I thought about posting slipped through the cracks of my porous, jagged mind. Let's examine.
It may be easier to address this from the bottom up: Those shoes are, in the immortal words of Her Highness Victoria Beckham, MAJOR. I can't hate 'em. The skirt pleating could be really cute, if it were attached to a bodice that flowed with the theme, rather than looking like she is wearing her leotard for the Great Britain Gymnastics Squad tucked into it. Although I suppose one never does know when an orgy of vaulting will break out at a party, so it's good to be prepared. And Emma embracing the uneven bars WOULD explain why she looks a bit skinny. It's hard to tell with her, because she's always been tiny, but either she's getting crazy about dieting or she just ought not wear an outfit this snug ever again so as not to worry us that she's totally given up on food she has to chew.
Finally: The hair. I have to say, I quite like it on her, but I have read complaints that she's an unfortunate victim of The Rachel (their words, not mine). I guess it does look a bit like Jennifer Aniston's famed 'do, but -- another confession here -- I didn't hate The Rachel, either. Remember those days, back when Jennifer Aniston had curves and Joey wasn't bloated and we weren't watching Matthew Perry's weight balloon up and down depending on whether he was rehabbing? Sigh. Good times. Good, innocent times.
It may be easier to address this from the bottom up: Those shoes are, in the immortal words of Her Highness Victoria Beckham, MAJOR. I can't hate 'em. The skirt pleating could be really cute, if it were attached to a bodice that flowed with the theme, rather than looking like she is wearing her leotard for the Great Britain Gymnastics Squad tucked into it. Although I suppose one never does know when an orgy of vaulting will break out at a party, so it's good to be prepared. And Emma embracing the uneven bars WOULD explain why she looks a bit skinny. It's hard to tell with her, because she's always been tiny, but either she's getting crazy about dieting or she just ought not wear an outfit this snug ever again so as not to worry us that she's totally given up on food she has to chew.
Finally: The hair. I have to say, I quite like it on her, but I have read complaints that she's an unfortunate victim of The Rachel (their words, not mine). I guess it does look a bit like Jennifer Aniston's famed 'do, but -- another confession here -- I didn't hate The Rachel, either. Remember those days, back when Jennifer Aniston had curves and Joey wasn't bloated and we weren't watching Matthew Perry's weight balloon up and down depending on whether he was rehabbing? Sigh. Good times. Good, innocent times.
