This was going to be a Fug or Fab, but then I realized that it takes a truly special dress to actually make your head look too small for your body:
Not to mention to make the rightly-famous Curves of ScarJo look kind of droopy and non-existent. If this dress can do that, what other Dark Arts has it mastered? Can it give you zits? Will it add twenty pounds to your body, but only on your right leg? Could it sneak out in the dead of night and move your car to the street-cleaning side of the street, earning you countless tickets and a cold, dark fear that you've been sleep-parking? Will it call all of your ex-boyfriends and tell them that you've never gotten over them and are right now embroidering their names on your underwear and sobbing while watching a marathon of TLC's A Wedding Story? WILL NO ONE STOP ITS REIGN OF TERROR?
Not to mention to make the rightly-famous Curves of ScarJo look kind of droopy and non-existent. If this dress can do that, what other Dark Arts has it mastered? Can it give you zits? Will it add twenty pounds to your body, but only on your right leg? Could it sneak out in the dead of night and move your car to the street-cleaning side of the street, earning you countless tickets and a cold, dark fear that you've been sleep-parking? Will it call all of your ex-boyfriends and tell them that you've never gotten over them and are right now embroidering their names on your underwear and sobbing while watching a marathon of TLC's A Wedding Story? WILL NO ONE STOP ITS REIGN OF TERROR?
