Haikus For Jared Leto:
J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?
You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.
So you're in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, 'kay?
Don't you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.
J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?
You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.
So you're in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, 'kay?
Don't you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.
