There's a point at which I think it's impossible to question Heidi Klum wearing something super tiny and short -- even if it's wrinkling in a way that makes it look like it has a fish mouth. I mean, she's Heidi Klum. She probably can't help it. I'm sure it's really hard being inescapably hot. She probably TRIES to leave the house in track pants and army boots, but by the time she gets anywhere, OOPS, her legs have freed themselves of their own accord and she's back to wearing a glorified napkin-slash-origami mail slot. I grieve for her.
What I DON'T understand is why she's wearing bear traps on her feet when a nice strappy sandal would work just as nicely -- and with less bone damage. I guess these are the perils of being a supermodel in the wild. You never know what nefarious plot is going to entrap your ankles. Come to think of it, that sounds an awful lot like it will turn into an America's Next Top Model runway challenge. Maybe hunting and outdoor-equipment stores should agree in advance to decline J. Alexander's MasterCard.
What I DON'T understand is why she's wearing bear traps on her feet when a nice strappy sandal would work just as nicely -- and with less bone damage. I guess these are the perils of being a supermodel in the wild. You never know what nefarious plot is going to entrap your ankles. Come to think of it, that sounds an awful lot like it will turn into an America's Next Top Model runway challenge. Maybe hunting and outdoor-equipment stores should agree in advance to decline J. Alexander's MasterCard.
